Boris Johnson

An Ignorant shithead that runs britain

Guy 1: Hey you know that Boris Johnson bloke?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, you mean that ignorant cumwipe?
Guy 1: Yeah that one.

by Angus the cock sucker October 19, 2019

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

Matthew Johnson

Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.

Girl one "Did you see that?"

Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"

Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D

by SavvyGoesRawr August 29, 2010

Mrs. Johnson

a bitchy person who tries to teach but fails, ending up ruining people's lives.

mrs. johnson

by OMG I HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU May 21, 2009

johnson cola

Quite possibly the best drink in the world.

Dicks up!

Four Loko was sweet, but Johnson Cola fuckin' rocks my socks.

I can't remember life before Johnson Cola. Oh well.

I drink Johnson Cola. Chicks dig me.

by dancefloordale December 8, 2010

johnson rod

Seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.

Mechanic: "You're gonna need a Johnson rod."

El Stupido: "Oh, a Johnson rod. Well ya better put one of those on there."

by Erix December 8, 2003

Johnson fold

Lovely estate , huge family. Be aware of the bunch of lads that constantly beg for cigarettes around the shops. Smells of weed most of the time but a nice place to live ,quiet estate unless there’s trouble then the whole estate know. Most of the estate know everyone’s business . Constant trouble causer of a child who’s constantly reported with brown hair usually in his pyjamas and has started to curl his hair. Shop keeper of bhojanis off-licence is a strange one who will touch your hand when giving him you the change of what u have bought and has you stood waiting whilst watching his tv.
Other than all that it’s a lovely estate , houses are quite big

johnson fold is a well known area known as jfold

by S*et May 11, 2019