A very nice funny and chill guy. His penis is big. He's perfect. Trust me I would know (wink wink) he is always willing to help a person in need. He's good with girls. A real gentleman, he's a class clown, he's a good person in general. He isn't a fuck boy although he seems like it but he just likes to act like it. He gets annoying but he tries to stop...he's a great guy. You should give him a chance even tho he's not the best looking.
by Jaelyn November 10, 2016
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Can be confusing at times, he will talk to you for weeks and then just disappear.
John likes to give. Big hearted individual who will take off his coat and give it to someone who is in need.
Can be confusing at times, he will talk to you for weeks and then just disappear.
John likes to give. Big hearted individual who will take off his coat and give it to someone who is in need.
John has a heart of gold, and last night he made love to me until I lost my ability to stand and walk. Thank god for bringing us John"
by Biblical Evidence December 22, 2019
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Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012
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Get the john mug.He is very nice tan green eyed type of guy. If you have a John In your life you are lucky. Johns tend to be annoying if you bump them into that mood. Most often johns are loving sweet to people. Unless He dislikes you.
Hi John how are you today?
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