Jog On

When you don't want to swear but want to tell someone where to go, in the most politeful way possible.

When someone is annoying and will not leave you alone...
Me- "Go and Jog On mate"

When the kids are driving you batty bonkers...
"Just Jog On"

by SezzaTheRealist November 23, 2021

Jogging Clogging

Recieving oral sex while jogging.

"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"

by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010

White Jog Sweat

The act of going for a jog in public after having received cum on one's body while having sex in public. The act of jogging is done to produce sweat to disguise the cum stains as sweat stains.

Dude 1: "Damn, that girl is always jogging with her boyfriend"
Dude 2: "Yea jogging.... look at that White Jog Sweat, they up to more than just jogging"

by Sp01234 December 1, 2020

jiggity jog

Taking a convoluted, indirect or tortuous path to a specified location

There was construction on the main road so we had to jiggity jog to get here.

by Tonyman122 June 24, 2023

juke and jog

Running from the left to the right to avoid a pursuer or chase an objective.

If someone is shootin at you, you should be jukin and joggin.
See that dog chasin that rabbit, and that rabbit juke and jog to get away?

by Bboop59 July 28, 2016

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

jogging

running for weight-loss, health and performance benefits

If you’re jogging for weight loss, try increasing your overall intake of fruits and vegetables

by pentAlux July 25, 2024