joel

Someone who will break into your house, have consensual sex with your girlfriend, play some Xbox 360, and fuck up your day with a light saber because Joel does not give a fuck. He is an all powerful Jedi Master who makes shit levitate with his mind and can bring any girl to have multiple orgasms just by touching her cheek.

guy 1. Damn man I think my house just got a fucking Matt in it.

guy 2. Man you must be a Matt because I have never seen so many girls be attracted to one dude.

Joel is a badass.

by This dude01 May 3, 2018

Joelio

One who surpasses the sexiness of one 'Fabio' and adds the suffix 'io' to the end of their name. It has been known that only people with the name 'Joel' can do this.

Female usage: You're so sexy Joelio!

Male usage: I wish I was as sexy as Joelio!

by The Man with the Plan of the Man July 30, 2008

Joel

An amazing person. Loved very much.

I love Joel, he is amazing.

by Angelinaxoxo March 19, 2013

Joel

You'll never meet anybody whose as interesting as a Joel. It's hard to wrap your fingers around him because he isn't stable. This guy is so good at reading people and playing mind games that he'll have you wrapped around his finger before you know it and you'll fall so in love with him that you'll begin to disregard all of the bad qualities that he has. A Joel is passionate and driven, someone who can overcome challenges without letting the pressure enthrall him. Truly a calm and cool individual. He's smart,cunning,and deceitful but that just adds to his hotness. He's well liked but he can let it get to his arrogant head and become a rude and selfish jerk. Beware if you aren't in his inner circle or a complete hottie because that's when his rudeness becomes noticeable. Despite his many faults he will cherish those that he love and remain loyal and dedicated to you once you've been accepted by him. He's cautious about who he chooses to surround himself with and thus he knows many but has few true friends. He is the epitome of an evil genius.

Girl 1: Hey who is that hot guy over there???

Girl 2: Oh that's Joel but he is such a smart ass player!!!

Girl 1: I've finally found what I've been looking for!!

by slaincrocodile May 7, 2010

Joeled

To largely screw up a simple task.

We told her the answer was yo-yo, but she joeled it by writing Lego.

by I'm Embarrassed February 7, 2017

Joel

Joel Pronounced: “God of Sex”
Joel is the name given to a man who has devastatingly good looks and is without a doubt the most ripped, vascular being you will ever encounter.
Joel is the epitome of sex on legs.

When you first meet Joel, you will think he is immune to feelings because of all his muchoness.
However, underneath the surface, Joel is a warm, loving and sweet boy, capable of feelings such as being in love and in lust.

If you ever do get the privilege of meeting Joel, you’ll come to realize that you’ll never meet anyone who could ever compare to him, not even marginally.

I love you Joel.

by Daisyyy ;) January 23, 2020

Dirty Joel

The sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes.

Last night I gave her the "Dirty Joel" and played the Taps in her ass

by Italian3084 October 3, 2014