Zimmer Jockey

A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them.

A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads. It's great to watch a multi-rider race when the tea-trolley arrives. It's 2 Fast 2 Furious but in slow motion, without the wheels and speed. Lester Piggott may one day be the greatest zimmer jocky of all time.

by Pedrosa von Beagle February 15, 2009

moose jockey

A word that means a Canadian person, most times in a derogatory way, but most normal Canadians would not be offended. Comes from the notion of Canadians riding mooses.

He said 'eh'? What a moose jockey!

by Still_trippin' May 19, 2006

Joker

Possibly the coolest fictional character of all time. Batman's archenemy, with a thing for green and purple. Has been played by Jack Nicholson and many others. Also known as the Clown Prince of Crime and the Ace of Knaves.

"Joker and Batman faced off in Gotham City and Batman got sprayed with Smilex."

by The Joker HAHA December 9, 2008

bucket jockey

A person who jumps into the back of a car to go off campus for lunch with you, but doesn't talk to the driver first.

This type of person also screws up any pre-planned lunches by taking up a seat or “bucket” in the vehicle. This messes up the number of people originally walking to the car by adding an unknown extra person to sneak a ride in the vehicle. Most of the time the driver is too nice and polite to kick the bucket jockey out of the seat, because it is guaranteed to be a socially awkward confrontation. This results in a quiet and uncomfortable car ride to and from lunch. This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.

johnny french - “wow really? that bucket jockey just jacked my bucket”

ridiculous nicholas - “oh word, well then kick him out”

johnny french - “naw man, that’ll be mad awkward”

ridiculous nicholas - “wait, doesn’t he have his own car, shouldn’t he drive himself”

bucket jockey - ...*chirp chirp*

Next example:
cole - “yo we going to Bo’s today?”

tcarey - “yeah chief, hop in my car”

cole - “oh shoot you already got like four bucket jockeys in there”

by SchwingSchwongByah January 25, 2011

conversation hi-jacker

Noun - one who overhears your conversation and inserts their own personal thoughts into said conversation without invitation. Often the hi-jacker's words will have no relevance to your conversation and has only served to take said conversation on a 20 minute tangent to nowhere.

Verbal piracy at its apex, bringing your conversation to its nadir.

"So I was discussing the bar scene at my alma-mater with Jen when Elle hi-jacked our conversation and we ended up talking about brownies for twenty minutes. Dammit."
-"Bro she is a conversation hi-jacker, you gotta be careful."

by Jackson Hall December 30, 2008

Jockey Swag

When one tucks his or her pants into his or her Nike mid-calf socks.

Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.

by JockeySwag December 5, 2011

Ass Jackers

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.

Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.

by LMV January 2, 2009