A game where one person is deemed the pig and strips naked while his friends form two lines either side of him. He has to crawl on all fours squealing like a pig whilst trying to escape while his friends have to jizz onto his back, head and buttocks.
by Jizz Maestro September 29, 2016
n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.
Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.
by VictoBenko March 15, 2011
A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.
Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015
when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.
dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!
by dgp87 February 09, 2010
by MASTER WISDOM April 04, 2008
A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!
Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!
by kaylalover October 17, 2009
If she is in heat the potential for conception is high with any jizz in pussy. The increased cervical mucus action of "the pill", actually an abortifacient, is foiled, thereby relying on hostile endometrium to eject the newly conceived child in her menstrual cycle
Parenthood ought last longer.
A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.
Parenthood ought last longer.
A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.
by chance of fatherhood February 21, 2012