jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 5, 2011

mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.

Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"

by foxieroxie February 20, 2011

Jinx

To call something into existence good or bad before the action actually occurred
Originally started as a curse or form of bad luck but nowadays is referred to “saying it was going to happen” before it did

1)Josh: We going to be late !!
Alex: If you we leave right now we’ll be at the party by 9:30
*Shows up exactly at 9:30*
Josh: you jinxed it bro

2) “I hope we don’t get pulled over today because I don’t got a driver license “
*Proceeds to get pulled over that day and gets a ticket*
“I just damn jinxed myself”

by King Fazo June 14, 2022

Jinx

A jinx is the most beautiful girl in the world she’s caring she can lash out but she never means to hurt you she overthinks never does her homework but some how passes every test she deserve the best someone who loves her and would give her the wold she creative think out of the box especially with her outfits and she doesn’t care what anyone else thinks if you hav a jinx never let her go

P1:woah her outfits amazing

P2:yeah so creative that must be jinx

by Iljsmiwdafh November 21, 2023

eyebrow jinx

Yelled when you’re vibing with your boo and you wiggle/raise your eyebrows suggestively at each other at the same time.

“Last night my boo and I were about to get down and we eyebrow jinxed. So funny”

by anonymous June 3, 2023

dick jinx

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"

"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"

by Johnny Ham November 9, 2014