Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

Jessica

jessica is sensitive, and funny. she is a great friend, and is always there. she gets betrayed a lot, and she can be depressed. when you see jessica, make sure you value her. she will never break your heart, and if she does, she wants you to know that she’s very sorry. jessica falls in love once in a while. it takes her time to get over people, that’s why she’s so emotional. people don’t understand the way she is, so take some time to be her friend. break her heart, she’ll break your neck.

daniel: jessica’s fucking annoying.

tyler: take some appreciation, asshole. who was there for you when you’re dumbass girlfriend cheated on you? jessica. so be a little more considerate, before she bites you in the ass.

by skatrfad June 1, 2018

Jessica

Jessica is a nice girl with so much to offer the world. Truly an instigator of change and a forward thinking individual, Jessica will always be there to speak about the greater concerns of life or distract you from them. The epitome of human kindness and a testament to the purpose of humanity. She is silly and smart, funny without needing to be mean, and always easy to talk to.

Damn, I am so fucking fortunate to have Jessica as my roommate instead of these other assholes.

by jessismyroommate December 6, 2018

Jessica

Jessica, is a special person. She is everything you would want to visually see. Gorgeous, of course. Eyes, amazing, can easily get lost in them. She may think they are simple but they more beautiful then an ocean sunset. Smile, makes every man and woman stop in there tracks. Amazing hair without even trying and she is the perfect size. But that’s not all that makes up someone. What makes Jessica so special is who she is as an individual. Caring, always looking to help others before herself. Supportive. She will be behind you 100% whatever you decide to do. Easy going. She likes all the same things as you because she is just that cool (and she isn’t lying about it) Sweet. She is just all around sweet. She is as sweet as southern sweet tea made by the South’s sweetest Grandma! All in all, Wifey material.

“Look at that gorgeous chick over there dude! And check out her amazing smile!”
“That’s my girlfriend bro! Her name is Jessica and I’m going to marry her one day”

by TheOGTeddyBear April 8, 2020

Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.

Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.

by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010