south jersey

South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.
It's wudder not water.
by Nicole May 07, 2005
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jersey bomber

The huge-ass mosquitoes found all over the state of New Jersey (especially the Meadowlands). They can get up to three inches long.
(Points at half-inch-diameter bug bite) Fucking Jersey bombers...
by s0ck_ninja May 28, 2007
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Jersey Dent

It’s a small dent in a can of beer just below the spout caused by the pressure of your thumb. This process helps the beer to flow faster into your mouth as well as a grip and the infamous identification of you misplaced beer!
The "Jersey Dent" fits like a glove or a third hand. This "Pabst Blue Ribbon" is going down like as if I was drinking out of a frosted iced pint glass on a Shut Skateboard!
by ZooJerz aka Ginker March 28, 2008
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Jersey Shore

an awful show were everyone has disgusting fake tans.
twinkle twinkle little whore,
your at school not jersey shore,
you're a filthy orange mess,
now go find a longer dress....
by sdcfghjkl;lkj February 23, 2012
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Jersey Scum

A North Jerseyan's that heads down to South Jersey beginning Memorial Day Weekend and ending roughly Labor Day Weekend. A typical jersey scum can range from the ages of 15 to late 30's. Jersey Scum characteristics are as follows: a person that drinks in excessive amount, is in search for a fight, a frequent drug user, a sex addict, a "Guido", a gang member, anyone whom enters the Seaside Heights Boardwalk with a Weapon of Choice preferably a knife or brass knuckles. to Locate a Jersey Scum just stand on a street corner of the Jersey shore at anytime of day but primarily in the late night hours when they are being arrest and/or thrown out of a club. The main purpose of a Jersey Scum is to Get drunk and high start a fight and have sex with multiple people all in one night at the jersey shore
I was walking on the boardwalk and i got threaten by a jersey scum, he pulled a knife out on me.

Jake is such a jersey Scum he kicked down his own hotel room door because he was drunk and violent
by jerseys finest scum May 25, 2009
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Jersey thing

A really, really annoying thing that people from New Jersey say when the do something they can't explain.
Joe: What's a muff cabbage?
Jersey kid: Eh, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing.
Joe: Whatever... (weirdo)
by muffinonastick October 17, 2010
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new jersey

east coast state, discriminated against by those who have been only as far as the outskirts of new york city. while new jersey has its fair share of cities, grime, and crime, a large portion consists of expansive suburbs, beautiful land, and farms.

brick, new jersey: second safest town in the nation.

home to bon jovi, bruce springsteen, catch 22, jay and silent bob (and several kevin smith films, including "dogma"), princeton university, the sopranos, and the celebrated "weird nj."

while accents and hairstyles vary, it is extremely rare that one falls into the stereotypical "joisey" caricature.
New Jersey was a long-time home to Walt Whitman.
by vivalachelsea November 09, 2003
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