Jens

Jens is an interesting person, he whatches hentai at 3 am and throws up in the bathroom. his rizz game is on top however, but he can't get the good chicks. He is exstremly smart, but his looks arent the best.

Person 1: Where is jens today?
Person 2: He is probably sick after whatching hentai and throwing up.

by Prohentygamer65 November 29, 2023

Jens

A guy that always has a thermometer in his hand

Wow it is really cold in here, how cold is it?
i dont know, maybe we should call jens

by Bruinkakje November 24, 2024

Jens

jens is unique and has an extraordinary will power. He is a guy that is always in good shape and attractive to girls. You might use the term chick-magnet. He is kind and smart. His laughter is contagious amongst his friends and family. Jens is extremely fond of animals and has deep care for other people. He will always look for the good in someone. Jens is also very spontaneous. for example he might wake up one day and just run a full marathon.

oh I really want to be more like Jens

by Star lord the one and only February 26, 2024

Jens

Big booty someone who like big booty latine big bootie.

Jens used big spageht to latine heris momes

by Jens December 2, 2023

Jens

huge penis

Jens has a huge penis

by vicinal March 18, 2024

Jens's Constant

The result when summing all the divisors of the numbers from 1 to 9. Seems to be a fundamental constant of nature, since it occurs many times on the Internet.

Youtube Poll:
69% yes
31% yesn't
Jens's Constant, nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by sevenfour March 2, 2021

jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

by Pobecax April 22, 2006