Jennings shuffle

The bowl-legged, heat rash induced walk one gets after either not showering or eating spicy boudin from Jennings, Louisiana. This is a turn off to the female species. The Jennings shuffle can be caused by lack of clean hygiene, heat rash, eating spicy cajun food, and never washing clothes. Sufferers of the shuffle usually do not wipe well, nor do they comb their hair or brush their teeth.

Is that guy drunk? No, he's just doing the Jennings shuffle after eating tabasco-laced boudin and sweating too much.

by westernsky June 28, 2012

ken jennings

all time jeopardy funk masta flex of the world. Supa-pimp, morman, utahian, computer sofware technician. millionaire

A: "Dude, Ken Jennings romps ass."
B: "Fuck you butthole surfer, Ken Jennings is a Supa-pimp who bitch slapped yo momma and tapped dat fine ghetto booty a' hers."

by Nick The Hobo December 22, 2004

Farmer Jens

a big man who has no respect for other people at all, and who gives kåldolmere all the time.
No one likes him

You are such a Farmer Jens

by Allan December 25, 2004

Jen Story

A story that rambles on with no point or meaning, usually ending with an awkward silence

Jen Story "oh my gosh guys, today, I dropped my lipstick"

by English11 October 27, 2011

Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster is the absolutely freakin' hysterical author of four books in the new fancy chick-lit memoir genre. Jen is also the patron saint of the infamous Seattle-based Bad Kitty Book Club.

Bad Kitty Book Club fashionistas could barely contain their excitement for Jen Lancaster's fourth book "Pretty in Plaid."

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 26, 2009

jen shit

Jen shit is when you can take any situation & make it, obnoxious, extra, hilarious, or nonsensical.

If I send you the picture don’t do some Jen shit.
Or
I need you to comment on that post but don’t do some Jen shit.

by Immybiggestfan March 5, 2020

jen wen

The phonetic spelling of how to pronounce the name “Jennivine”. This (rather peculiar) name has its roots in Chinese history, and is mostly used as teasing nickname to (in general) annoy people. It works! Once the name catches on, rest assured, EVERYONE will call that person Jen Wen - even strangers! Often describes someone of a geeky background who tries to pretend they're not a total geek, but 100% are.

“You’re such a Jen Wen!”

by We're Evil November 28, 2017