A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now
Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge
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he is a god he can't be stopped he is invincible, he is so damn epic and hot sheesh
by noodlesarenoice November 23, 2021
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Java is a general-purpose, concurrent, object-oriented programming language that was designed specifically to have as few implementation dependencies as possible.
by JuliusCcs October 8, 2018
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A pichi girl who has a lot of mood swings, drops off the face of earth without informing, has an instagram account just to follow vijay devarakonda, is going to be attacked by monkeys one day while trying to feed them, has too many travel plans in life but is always "lost" in life to do anything, cooks suspicious food but has great drawing skills!
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Person 1 : Where is Java ??

Person 2 : Who knows ?? she has blocked all of us -_-
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the ship name for ava (@avaheartsjs) and jacob (@jacobsartorius) . they are the cutest ship & couple ever . everyone stans them!!!
‘java is the cutest ship ever!’
i love java!’
by avaheartsjs December 28, 2018
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Not just a programming language, this is a synonym of a beautiful girl with a great booty.
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Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.
Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.
by GoneCase December 3, 2015
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