Jason Bowl

One posseses a Jason Bowl when a staggering amount of weed is packed into a bowl. This is not to be confused with a fat bowl. A Jason Bowl can be defined as such when the bowl can no longer support the amount of weed in it; secifically when the weed continues to spill out without any sudden motion.

Andrew: Dude, are you done packing up that fat bowl?
Jason: Fat bowl? Fuck that. I wanna get blazed; this is gonna be a Jason Bowl.
Andrew: I'm bout to be fucked up.
Jason: Fo sho, then we'll hit up Wendy's for a dank-ass soquid.

by The Dirty Loop June 22, 2006

Jason Mraz

Everything gorgeous and amazing in the world. Vocie like an angel, face not far off. Amazing soul, beautiful man all round. I met him when I was just a little kid and he was still playing in a bar. He bought my family a round of drinks. Amazing man, even when he was down.

Bf: OMG my girlfriend passed out! I think she might die!
Music lover: Quick, play her "I'll Do Anything"!
Bf: Will you?
Music lover: No, you tard, JASON MRAZ MUSIC!!!!!

Girl comes round within seconds.

by Jason Mraz lover June 3, 2011

Jason

Jason is an interesting guy. He is clever and intelligent but often foolish. He can be off putting and give people the wrong impression before they really get to know him. His greatest strength is his ability to comprehend anything of a complicated nature, but he doesn’t always wield it responsibly. He is kind and often trustworthy, though on occasion telling him a secret may or may not be testing fate. If there’s anything he needs to work on, it’s his communication skills. Jason is awkward and abrupt in a way that could be interpreted as rude towards new people. He likes what he likes, and who he likes, and nothing can change that. Stubbornness is a gift and a curse for him. Jason does have his own best interests at heart more than anyone else’s, but that’s not to say he doesn’t care. He can be a loving person if he only lets himself.

Jason is less then mature, but intelligent, a reliable guy when you need a friend.

by AllNames October 14, 2019

jason becker

The greatest guitarist that ever lived. He and Marty Friedman started the amazing speed metal band called Cacophony. Somehow Jason got ALS and now he can't shred the fuck out of everyone.

"Jason Becker fucking owns, Marty Friedman is awesome too."

by Jason Becker Lover July 7, 2006

Jason Wyer

A boy which looks like Harry Potter.

"Look, Harry potter is coming!"
"No, it's just Jason Wyer."

by Beeth:D November 30, 2011

jason vorhees

a lonely man that gets bullied cause his face and got mad just like school shooters and sarted to kill

jason vorhees is very lonely

by lonelynicholas May 7, 2019

Jason Peng

Not only is anyone named Jason Peng a whimsical ferret's foot, but they are also faggots.

Jason Peng is a fucking retarded whimsical ferret's foot, and only the foot. Jason's a fucking faggot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 11, 2020