jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Jagger Micknasty

It's usually when you walk in a public rest room and you see shit all on the toilet seat

you walk in to public rest room you open the stall door and realize you see shit on the toilet you say to yourself damn! "Jagger Micknasty"

by corvo21 April 21, 2011

Baba Jagger

A person that sucks his friends cocks without them knowing

(Person 1) Theo is a Baba Jagger
(Person 2) Why?
(Person 1) Because he sucked his friends cock without him knowing

by KronoxTheBabaJagger March 10, 2022

prick jagger

the lead singer in a punk rolling stones cover band kills the drummer after the 1st encore

hey look, prick jagger killed charlie. they're gonna need a new drummer for tomorrow night. that singer is such a prick

by burbman1969 October 24, 2020

Jaggered

Playing part of a song just like another band’s song but sounds astronomically better.

Dave Matthews Band jaggered all of Jack Johnson’s songs one by one live in their basement.

by DaveShaw May 20, 2018

jaggered

The event in which a girl friend zones you or brother zones you when you ask her out. The term originates from Jagger, who literally always gets friend zoned.

“Oh my ducking god dude I’m really gonna get Jaggered by this girl rn”

by jkalvb April 13, 2019

Anna jagger

Anna jagger can be a great bestfriend but also very strict when it comes to protecting her bestfriend she is very pretty and very easy to befriend she gets everybody out there and all her friends love her especially Mackenzie ward

“ did you see that girl over there? “
“ yeah she is a total Anna jagger 0

by Fluffy pillow January 01, 2020