Michael Jackson

A highly contagious decease in which someone has an increasingly high fetish towards kids and invites them over to sleep in his bed with him.

Jacob Hey Mike, got a little kid now? I haven’t seen you in years!
mike Nah fam, doctor said I only have 6 weeks to live as I have been infected with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Jacob Stay the fuck away from me!

by Jdbbdkebshx November 19, 2018

Michael Jackson

a pedophile who likes young children, like, YOUNG children.

...Oh yeah he like, dances and stuff.

Me: Oh god this guy in the news paper is a right old Michael Jackson!

Friend: What does that mean?

Me: It means he's a pedo.
...And he dances.

by MemerMan69420 October 28, 2019

Michael Jackson

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

Michael Jackson

A nonce

That guys a Michael jackson

by Urban area is the most likely January 2, 2021

Michael Jackson

Issued black returned white

Michael Jackson he went from being black to being white what dummy. Julian's penis is big.

by BlackJackScrotum June 4, 2021

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition that causes a person to exude faith in the human spirit to "Heal the World". This is a very selfless condition that is contagious and if spread worldwide, there will indeed be peace amongst all nations.

"Love and peace should be the ultimate goal for all nations in order for this planet to survive...so let's apply the Michael Jackson Syndrome."

by PY Love and Peace October 21, 2012