Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is handsome, cool, nice, not a simp, skilled kisser, good at sports, ripped, and has a long dick.

Girl 1: damn he’s cute as fuck. Girlfriend: damn you have a long one
Girl 2: I know right his name is Jonathan Jonathan: I’m not even hard tho

Girl 1: to be honest he got me wet as fuck. Girlfriend: wait so it can go longer nice can’t wait 😝

Girl 2: that’s what every girl says about him

by Anonymous83838 November 10, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very kind guy who has great taste in music. You can trust that he will always be honest with you and give you the best advice. He is always there to listen no matter what time a day or night. If you meet a Jonathan make sure you treat him kindly because he is a king and deserves the best.

I was on the phone with Jonathan all night, it was so fun!

by Radkid April 16, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!

“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

“Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”

by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022

Jonathan

a boy who comes off as quiet, sweet, and goofy in a shy way, but once you get to know him, he becomes a guy with a wide sense of humor, someone who will melt (and steal) your heart, and is very mature for his age. he thinks he's slick, and either gets his heart broken or does the breaking. don't date a Jonathan unless you plan on getting married, bc you'll never get over him

I don't know why, but I just simply cannot get over Jonathan

by cherrybearly March 27, 2020

Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

by J John May 29, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.

Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.

by anonymous February 15, 2022