jet lag

The experience one has when your head says you're in one time zone, your body says you're in another.

My mother's friend was once so jet lagged that she fell asleep standing up in a store.

by Bookish13 July 2, 2009

Jet Belly

When you fly the gasses in your body start to expand. The cabin of most commercial airplanes have a pressure of around 10,000 feet. That allows the lighter gas in your body to expand. Causing pressure in your body and needing some way to escape. Only 2 ways out.

Have you noticed you tend to want to fart on a plane. Some times quite often. You see i am a flight attendant for an airline and i tend to get jet belly a lot. its not my fault i need to fart when i am handing you a coke and a bag of nuts. Enjoy the extra gas in your club soda next time you ask for a drink.

by MileHighPete August 27, 2010

Jet topic

When someone starts a topic/thread with bullshit no one knows or cares about ever.

Coined by the notoriously gay homo JetBlack from the Internet.

Did you see that jet topic?

Fuck no.

by umop September 11, 2011

Jet off

To leave a place or situation without the consent of a superior or partner, mainly for the sole purpose of self fulfillment and enjoyment; Usually referring to work or unfavorable events.

Why stay in school today when we can jet off after attendance is taken?

by Jet Off August 28, 2009

jet beef

Means whatever you want it to.

Damn, that is so jet beef, dude.

by Shaydizzle August 4, 2006

Joan Jetted

Being denied entry to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while other less talented musicians are inducted.

The Cure was Joan Jetted again this year.

by The real Jim Morrison October 7, 2017

Jet Life

Curren$y's way of life. To be lifted at all times.

Will-"Man, my life is wack."

Me-"Jet life or no life man, Lets get up."

by Kay_tp December 9, 2010