jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

jalapeno deep

Bad-ass band with a Latin rock-dance sound but for some unknown reason seems relegated to playing at local supermarkets and big box stores.

Dude, your sound is dope! Record label-ready, not so much; but jalapeno deep all the way!!!

by Ginger loves steak July 4, 2016

Jalapeno Rimjob

The act of giving/ receiving a rimjob when all party members involved have recently eaten taco bell.

Hey Kim, after eating this delicious smothered burrito, you wanna smother my ***hole with a jalapeno rimjob?

by buttslutt October 23, 2016

jalapeño lick

Licking the vagina after rubbing jalapeño sauce on your lips.

"Dude I jalapeño licked this girl so hard last night"

by Krunpas November 14, 2016

jalapeño but dragon

When you eat to many hot peppers and your ass deals like its on fire when you take a shit

Dude that salsa gave me a jalapeño but dragon

by but_whistle July 7, 2017

Jalapeno

1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)

"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.

by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017