jackass

Yet another reason to hate Mtv.

Mtv is for jackasses.

by fuck Mtv August 25, 2006

facebook jackass

That douchebag that keeps commenting on your and your friends' statuses and keeps joining wall conversations when clearly not wanted around. Hardly anyone ever responds to any of his posts, ever, regardless of whether he directly asks someone a question through a comment. Usually also an annoying jackass that keeps hanging around you and your friends in real life and doesn't pick up the countless hints that no one likes him. The only reason why people ever accepted his friend requests was to not look like a jerk. Very similar to a facebook obligate friend.

Mike: Lost a bet to Steve
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again

by anonman123 April 25, 2010

jackass stupid

Extremely stupid, some to pop his spring

It doesn't take much to pop his spring, just do something jackass stupid.

by Mr. M. March 23, 2005

jackassinine

adj. Without common sense or the slightest trace of intelligence. Two steps beyond asinine. Often used in the context of road rage, as the multisyllabic nature demands more energy to say, thus releasing additional stress in its expression.

I can't believe that idiot just pulled right out in front of me like he was in a huge hurry, and is now going 15 miles below the speed limit! What a jackassinine thing to do!

by Peabody Huxtable Junior Jackson II June 5, 2007

Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.)

A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.

"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"

by javajester October 13, 2009

Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

by Paylardo November 3, 2010

general jackassery

noun-just fucking around

i was hanging out with some friends, and we got engaged in some general jackassery

by closing time April 18, 2008