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Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.
All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.
by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018
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lobster mafia

Members of the New England lobster fishing community who vigilantly protect their territorial waters from newcomers. They frequently inherit their fishing grounds from their parents.
Steve set some traps over in Barrett's Cove and next week the lobster mafia put sugar in his gas tank.
by zabazuve-ha January 21, 2008
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Lobster Face

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.
1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.
by R. Stark July 20, 2010
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Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.
by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010
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lobster knob

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018
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Lobster Special

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?
by Almond Terror June 21, 2021
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vaginal lobster

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.
Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.
by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007
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