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Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.
Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture
by Made Werritt September 8, 2020
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minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
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Glitter Gel Pen Song

Term coined by Taylor Swift. She describes glitter gel pen songs as songs in which you can imagine the lyrics being written with a glitter gel pen.

In other words, "lyrics that make you want to dance, sing, and toss glitter around the room." These songs "remind you not to take yourself too seriously, which is something we all need to hear these days."
22 (Taylor's Version) is SUCH a glitter gel pen song.
by reptvwhen May 5, 2024
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quell gel

An ejaculation by a guy that makes him feel good.
I just had a quell gel. I'm good for a while now.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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gel

oh gel
by katthegirlboss December 5, 2021
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