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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.
Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”
by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023
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minceing gel

The decades long collection of ones own smegma
"Hey wana smell my minceing gel"
by Dixynormus84 November 27, 2023
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gel

Guy: Hello, gel. Where are you from, babe?
Girl: Oz, mate.
Guy: Cool.
by Quan Tien Cao July 8, 2023
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gel

oh gel
by katthegirlboss December 5, 2021
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Spiked his Gel

The act in which a man (for any variety of reasons) gains access to someone’s home bathroom in order to ejaculate Semen into their gel bottle. This will give the recipients hair a unique hold and often times result in white crusty flakes on the hair.
After using spiked Gel, Todd’s hair had a strong hold and also white hue to it. He has no idea I spiked his gel while he was out late.
by Chris G-Ray February 12, 2020
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Tookie gel

Joe: Oh, my tookie gel is really bad.
Bob: Here, I'll wipe it for you
by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020
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