des ist low

If a friend did something bad or selfish you call him low

Christian went to the cinema without me, DES IST LOW

by Abenator December 25, 2016

Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

Hairline-ist

Where someone makes fun of your hairline

"Your hairline is so far back! You're balding!"

"I'm not balding, that's hairline-ist!"

by urmum124 April 20, 2022

Aj-ist

When things are targeted towards a guy named Aj

Bro stop being Aj-ist

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Wer das liest ist dumm

Commonly abbreviated as wdlid, 'wer das liest ist dumm' is a german proverb expressing respect for an opponent.

Team A: "Wer das liest ist dumm!"
Team B: "Thanks, you too!"

by Der Da November 12, 2022

IST

The Immobile Stoplight Texter (IST) is a driver that misses the light turn green at a stop because they are busy with their phone or other portable device, causing whoever may be behind them to wait. Depending on the amount of lanes, two or more 'isters' may pull a multiple IST at the light if they are counting on the movement of each other in their peripherals to cue them to go.

A: Sorry I'm late, these two idiots pulled a double IST three times in a row and nobody near the front had the balls to honk them on.

B: That's nothing. Last week, these three stooges pulled a triple IST while I was hitting my car pipe just long enough for a cop to pull up and catch my shit. Thank Jebus that new texting while driving law passed-- pig was so pissed about the isters that all he needed was a reason to bust their asses, so I was home free!

by DuckLucker October 21, 2012

Badass-ist

Word Owen Patrick Joyner uses to describe someone who is badass.

"I think Doja Cat might be the shit, the raddest, the most badass-ist."

by Jen4567 April 7, 2022