Intextion

in-text-tion : in'tekst sh un

noun
1. a thing or feeling intended via text messaging; commonly received with misunderstanding due to the inability to discern emotion, vocal pitch, or sarcastic nature.

She was pissed at Tom when he texted -U R crazy. lol C U l8tr beotch- what the hell does that mean. Tom was joking, and his intextion was good, but she still left him.

by Deroc February 23, 2009

Intoxication

To be drunk to a point where you start talking about the realest stuff,a true heart to heart conversation with someone you care about.

Person 1: Yo honestly your the best big
Person 2: Are you drunk lil?
Person 1: Nah I think I'm undergoing intoxication
*Heartfelt conversation starts*

P.S.- Love ya big

by No idea what to put here March 6, 2010

INTOXICATI

The greatest fucking band of all time; beautiful music.

"You like Linkin Park? Fag, go listen to INTOXICATI before I urinate in your mouth"

by Ben June 24, 2003

Intoxification

A combination of intoxication and infection. It is the state one is in when they are ill with vomiting, diarrhea, a fever and a headache and the cause has yet to be determined by a doctor.

Dick was puking and shitting his pants so hard he was spinning cartwheels in midair. It might have been caused by the 10 vodka cruisers he drank the previous night, the bad Chinese food he had with it , a dog bite he got while traveling overseas or the bug his elderly mother just had. He called in to work sick and told his boss he had intoxification.

by FoodScigal July 13, 2014

INTOXICATI

Lmao, I love these guyses

ben is a hot sexx

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Intextication

Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.

"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com

by Textless May 22, 2009

Intoxitardation

The point when consuming alcohol when one becomes too drunk to perform simple tasks and functions.

After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.

by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011