Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.

The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.

by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019

Incognerdo

The state of keeping one's own nerdom hidden from others, including friends, family and coworkers. Often used to cover a deep-seated nerdom to appear normal to others. One can usually attain this state by withholding certain aspects of, or strong touches to, their own personality, or by keeping slightly at a distance. Keeping this up is made easier by not revealing many nerdy facts about onself.

"Jared's still incognerdo with his girlfriend. He still hasn't told her that he loves anime. One sniff of that kind of information and she'll be onto him, and know just how big of a dork he is."

by Sepren May 15, 2009

homo incognito

A person who does not want people to know he or she is gay, especially in a social situation where the threat of homophobia is perceived.

Kristie just wanted to get her drink on, so she kept a low profile and stayed homo incognito.

by cjkline83 April 1, 2008

incobeerent

The inability to communicate due to intoxication from drinking beer. A combination of "incoherent" and "beer."

GUY 1:Dude, I knew Steve was incobeerent when he tried to

spell "apple" with prime numbers.

GUY 2: Yeah man, he really needs to lay off the sauce.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man September 30, 2010

Incol

An asian nigga with a phat booty

Ooh that Incol is so thick

by Joe Incol May 5, 2020

Net Income

Noun: The satisfaction received after making a shot in basketball

Person 1: "Woah, Mike is playing really well tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be getting a ton of net income!"

Defender: "Let me guard Mike, I'm gonna tax his net income"

by Yueshi April 14, 2010