fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

F'd in the A with a big rubber D

Directly meaning Fucked in the Ass with a big rubber Dildo. Somewhat of a crude "owned" term but euphemised

Dude 1: Man, because of my broken car I missed my final, now getting held back a year!
Dude 2: Oh man, you got F'd in the A with a big rubber D

by moparornocar March 11, 2009

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

in the dick with the satellite

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023