clit wads

Tiny balls of toilet paper you get in your mouth when you eat out your wife sometimes. I know it sounds gross but I cant be the only guy this has happened to.

God dam it, i just ate another mouth full of clit wads you bitch. Wash that shit out sometimes.

by aaron doyle February 24, 2008

pose-wad

Someone who is more than a poser, more than a posebag. Someone who is a whole horde of posers rolled into poser-blunt.

TM to Carrie

Omg, you see Morgan, she is SUCH a pose-wad !!

and

The only thing worse than an angsty little emo kid is an 'angsty' little emo kid pose-wad

by xcarriex January 3, 2007

Cum Wad

A juicy load of cum

John unloads a nice juicy cum wad in Maria's belly button

by Spectralite August 19, 2008

butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way

by kelly August 3, 2003

dog-wad

A wad of any secretion emitted from a dog, such as drool, crap, urine, Dog-Jizz, snot, foam (rabid dog) etc

"You're going to have to wait Five more minutes... Snuffles blew a Dog-Wad on my wedding dress"

"I stepped in a Dog-Wad"

Vet: "if there is an excess of Dog-Wad issuing from Snuffles' mouth bring him back for a check-up"

by Octopusswah August 2, 2006

Wad of Cash

A large enough stack of banknotes to extinguish a candle by waving at it. Value is irrelevant.

Handling a wad of cash may be as good at killing pain than ibuprofen or aspirin, a new study suggests.

by The Greedy Banker November 2, 2010

Rude Wad

Toilet paper or tissue that has been used to clean up a disgusting substance, such as semen or dung.

Algernon couldn't bring himself to enter the public washroom at Herald Square, as he knew the floors of the stalls to be thoroughly littered with rude wad.

by Hieronymus June 17, 2008