Ilan G

Ilan High School for girls is probably one of the most unheard of schools in the world. In this school, G’s pretend to like everyone even though they hate everyone. People there also like to call everyone fake even if they hang out with a person they call fake just so they can hit up their hot male friends. Also, since none of the Ilan girls have an Instagram, they all post on their WhatsApp status, but if you’re on someone’s status, you can’t tell anyone so nobody will get jealous. The girls there also make sure to pull up their skirts when a hot UPS driver walks into school while making sure they watch out for a Rabbi behind them. Since Ilan Isn’t apart of the Yeshiva League, you’re automatically a loser if you’re a J-dub. But if you’re an Sy, then you’re all good. Ilan kids also got them weddings planned from ninth grade and get siked each time they see one of their seniors get engaged because that means they’re one engagement closer to their engagement. Since Ilan girls are so holy and can’t touch boys until marriage, they practice hugs and moves to make with boys on each other while claiming they are straight.

Sam: I met this Ilan G and she’s actually kinda hot.

Isaac: Dude, didn’t you hear how thirsty those Ilan kids are? They’re actual tools. I wouldn’t go for that.

by NoMoBamba March 18, 2019

ileana

she's a hot chick with big boobs who likes to party, dance, and men. ocassionally, she may like women. she's also the smartest person you'll ever meet, which seems to not suit her hot body.

I think I saw Ileana yesterday.
Did she have big boobs?
No.
Then it wasn't her.
Oh.
I want to touch her boobies.

by HeyGirlHeymofo February 4, 2010

Ilan

Hot ass dude how has normally 5-10 girls at a time. Very nice dude

Damn look at that ilan.

by Yhvtr September 27, 2018

Ileana

Has a stunning face and a bubbly personality, always someone you can have a fun time with and will be there when you're in need. Has the NICEST teeth and loves snowboarding cos she's just Canadian like that.

"Ileana lives in the middle of NOWHERE nowhere"

by millyrockers2003 October 25, 2018

Ilyan

he may not be the skiniest peson but he is a god at videogames he loves his mother with all his heart and is a otaku and weaboo and he is a anime nerd

guy1: who is that
guy2:ilyan
guy 1: ok

by Nigahiga18 June 7, 2018

Ileah

A really superhot babe.

Ileah, the superhot babe, commanded the attention of all the men when she walked into the nightclub.

by mmm good December 2, 2004

Ifeanyi

A buff black Nigerian. One who often says "You guys, just stop! just stop it!" A man who always speaks his mind which at times gets him into trouble with the ladies. Likes to play sports, especially football, a semi-musically inclined man seeking to sing. Cannot keep a secret with "man-nights" and extremely dramatic.

Person A: "Man that guy was acting like such an Ifeanyi!"
Person B: "I know dude, he was tellin those girls like it was."
Person A: "I thought he was gonna get his butt kicked."

by dinohellen ESM February 25, 2011