Ian

He is gay and really retarted. He doesn’t know how to talk and he smells like shit. He has a 1 centimeter dick and he is ugly

Ew it’s Ian

by Hey uI uj April 10, 2019

Ian

A common name originating from Scotland

The Scottish translation for the English counterpart John

"What was your fathers name?"
"His name was Ian"

by thezestyelf March 10, 2018

Ian

One stinky ass nigga. Doesn’t bother to bathe more than once a month. Has a fragrance that resembles that of rotten cheese. An Ian Davis is a breed of crustlord.

“Ian, get the fuck off of me! You smell like shit!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019

Ian

Someone That Is very bad at Rainbow Six Siege. Probably only plays Warden, and never gets any kills.

That Warden Main's name is probably Ian

by ELEISHWINN September 9, 2020

Ian

Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.

Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.

Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.

Ians a retard, fuck that guy.

by ayyliennn October 30, 2018

Ian

The pure example of a legend, One beautiful man who anyone would look up to! He owns a ten piece bongo set and plays it with pure precision and gracefulness. He truly is unbeatable as a and absolutely incredible human being

RIP Ian

Guy 1: I wish I could look like this one guy

Guy 2: Who? Zac efron, Tom Holland, Ryan gosling or is it Jess from Gilmore girls

Guy 1: nah dude have u ever met Ian

by Billy is a god December 1, 2019

Ian

The best valorant player of all. He can steal yo girl if he feels like it and EVEN YOUR MOM SHEEEEEEESHH.

Yo bro stay away from Ian or else he will steal your hot n' sexy mom

by meatbeater6000 April 10, 2022