Microsoft Minute

A unit of measure where the descriptive term is never the same value and always unknown.

Defined by:
1 = x:y:z
Where x = any number of minutes, y = any number of seconds, z = and number of milliseconds
A: Dude, this Olsen video I'm downloading is gonna be sweet!
B: Awesome man, how long has it got?
A: Ahhh it says 3 minutes to go...
B: Oh man, they're Microsoft Minutes; you'll be there for another hour at least!
by Quilly123 May 12, 2006
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Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.
John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!
by TheSniper997 July 20, 2011
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mile a minute

1. acting rapidly in a highly agitated way

2. 60 miles per hour
Stop talking a mile a minute and calm down.
by mandingoe June 08, 2004
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COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.
I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.
by JojoMel August 05, 2020
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Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
by Not Simeon March 03, 2023
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Carolina minute

Opposite of 'a New York minute,' a Carolina minute means 3 days. Check out the NC DMV Department when you're in town state!
I'll e-mail you that picture in a Carolina minute...
by LoV May 27, 2009
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wait a minute

wait a minute means when you just realize something or someone
oh hi( turns back around) wait a minute who are (giggles) you
by kavon boooi November 19, 2020
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