Intxticated

Texting somebody while being intoxicated.

One Saturday night you recieve a text message from your EX and you can barely make out the words “I still love you.” from the text “I stile live uoi.” not replying you find out the next day that your EX was indeed exceedingly intoxicated. What has just happened here was a classic case of somebody who intxticated a significant other.

by B's4ever December 6, 2009

Flag

Get the Intxticated mug.

Intoxitext

-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender

-verb
2. to send a drunk text

I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.

by eamongorin September 12, 2010

Flag

Get the Intoxitext mug.

intexticated

distracted by texting on a cellphone, especially when one is driving a motor vehicle

He was intexticated in the worst possible place.

by The Return of Light Joker July 25, 2011

Flag

Get the intexticated mug.

intoxidrate

To drink alcoholic beverages in lieu of water in a place where the water will make you sick, but the alcoholic beverages won't.

Alex was intoxidrated for the duration of his trip to Nicaragua.

by joebadmo September 5, 2013

Flag

Get the intoxidrate mug.

intexticate

Impairment caused by attempting to text while driving (or other activities requiring focus).

The man walked directly into oncoming traffic due to being heavily intexticated. Intoxicated text

by kimsin August 23, 2014

Flag

Get the intexticate mug.

intoxitexting

Texting while extremely inebriated. Usually very late or early in the morning. provides a permanent record of something you probably wouldn't say sober!!!!

Intoxitexting after a night out can tend to be embarrassing in the morning!

by Dr Tony November 14, 2014

Flag