Interception

When you try to ejaculate in a girls mouth, miss, and get it to land in another girls mouth.

I was getting it on in the air plane when some girl got an interception with my cum shot

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus

When the blow job is prematurely interrupted right before you climax because the blow job-giver wonders if you are enjoying the blow job.

Man she gave me another Blowjobus Interruptus Praematurus, I was about to come when she raised her head and asked me If I am liking the head.

by Pontificator October 10, 2011

internuts

the act of surfing the internet for too long, in which the testicles get caught under your legs. After a while of sitting on them, without you realizing it, they will become numb, moist, and disgusting.

Alex was checking out sites, and when he got up to piss he realized he had a bad case of internuts.

by Diego 888 January 26, 2006

Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.

"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."

by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009

internuts

the false bravado men get when online chatting with a woman ; the shy guy who becomes the apparent "player" but it's only when he's online.

"So he was in a chatroom telling this girl how how he wanted to do this and that to her, but that was just his 'internuts' talking. If he met her in person he'd cry."

by cheasy E September 4, 2007

interceptor

An interceptor is a person who tries (and sometimes succeeds) to steal a girl (or guy) from up under you while you're trying to run game. They'll come in trying to talk for themselves while you're trying to handle your business, or they may try to do it when you turn your back.

I was trying to holla at Jennifer, but Craig ol' punk ass was trying to intercept me. And he's supposed to be my boy and shit!

by Reggie June 24, 2004

Am I interrupting something?

phrase. Said whenever you realize that you have walked in on an intimate moment of a relationship. The most common response is a short silence, then a no.

Person: *walks into room* Hi! Oh.... Am I interrupting something?
Couple vigorously banging: .....................no.

by RRRRRRRRRREKT March 18, 2015