Do I internet?

This is the common phrase used to answer many different questions, it's an obvious yes for general internet users.

Geekz, geeze.

Girl: Have you seen pirates?
Guy: Do I internet?
Girl: Duh.

by callmehcrazeh101 August 21, 2006

i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

a elongated and confusing way to say that you finished your goal

guy-i did the do i needed to do to get the do done

that guy- excuse me, what?

guy- I'M DONE

by PURPLE SKOOTLES June 15, 2018

Glad i could do my part

I think you may have done too much.

"Chopper, talk to disfigured World War 2 veterans
who aren't as bitter as they should be."
"Glad i could do my part."

by WeRerrr October 22, 2009

I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

What am I gonna do with you!?

An act of utter exuberance over the cuteness of another individual

A newly-in-love couple is joking around and having a good time with each other...

Boyfriend: I like you. A lot.

Girlfriend: *cuddles him and gives him one hell of a kiss*
Boyfriend: What am I gonna do with you!?

(Enter in to sexy time mood if desirable)

by SpudWillicker February 19, 2014

I really do want to die

I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. It’s not wealth that I envy; it is permanent tranquility and peace is what I want. Wealth is only a second best option.

I really do want to die, says I. After 24 years of getting nowhere, I’m becoming tired of chasing a mirage so-called a light at the end of this endless tunnel.

by Sadafboi January 22, 2022

I really Do still respect Females!

This is what is commonly known as "a lie".

Male: I really Do still respect Females!
Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie!

by Dein mutter January 9, 2008