n. flakey vagina crust
n. a dry area of or around the lips of a girls vagina, usually due to lack of moisture
n. a dry area of or around the lips of a girls vagina, usually due to lack of moisture
by Mark Tabots March 30, 2009
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Get the patrick hernandez mug.when your partner's penis is so incredibly small, thin, or mishapen in general that you laugh in a high-pitched voice uncontrollably for more than 15 minutes
you pull off your boyfriend's boxers and he stands naked before you with a crooked cock and you can't help it and giggle as he puts on his pants and runs home crying
by harshem May 1, 2005
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by AC Hernia February 6, 2010
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To have your hands behind your back as if you were hand cuffed while you're arms are still under your shirt. Similar to how Aaron Hernandez was arrested.
To have your hands behind your back as if you were hand cuffed while you're arms are still under your shirt. Similar to how Aaron Hernandez was arrested.
Friend: "Hey check out Aaron Hernandez on SportsCenter! He just got arrested!"
Me: "Dude they didn't even let him put a shirt on before the cuffed him. That has got to be a new trend! Hernandezing!"
Me: "Dude they didn't even let him put a shirt on before the cuffed him. That has got to be a new trend! Hernandezing!"
by JFLO September 8, 2013
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"My homie Jake is a fucking hyena; he's boned every girl I know!"
"Yo bro I'm a fucking hyena! We getting ass tonight!"
"Yo bro I'm a fucking hyena! We getting ass tonight!"
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He raped Meghan Markel gladly and was sentenced to 10 years of jail by the English Government and then later got in a threesome with Prince Harry and Meghan Mc Donalds(Aka the Princess)
He raped Meghan Markel gladly and was sentenced to 10 years of jail by the English Government and then later got in a threesome with Prince Harry and Meghan Mc Donalds(Aka the Princess)
by Queen Elizebeth the XXXXXXIX August 17, 2019
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