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Cincinnati Hot Pocket

When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.
"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"
by lauren p! May 7, 2008
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Hot Pocket coochie

Quick to heat fast to eat easy to get 2 minutes in the microwave pop coochie's ready to go to on to the next let's not forget cheap real cheap
Can't even wait in welfare line for food stamps cuz she got hot pocket coochie
by Go og gma February 22, 2023
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Hot Pocket

a blow job, female to male oral sex, fellatio done under duress or with an element of danger such as in a movie theater or other such public place.
by givafuk May 31, 2010
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Brazilian hot pocket

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.
Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket
by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016
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Corporate Hot Pocket

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.
"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."
by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013
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Pennsylvania hot pocket

The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it
Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket
by getting it done December 9, 2013
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Canadian Hot Pocket

The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.
Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.
by epixoip November 12, 2012
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