Hoover cocksucker

A very good blowjob, or someone who gives one.

Hoover cocksucker:

1) She sucks dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner!

2) He sucks dick like J. Edgar Hoover!

by Peter Crammer, cramming my giant peter into lips June 24, 2006

Hoover Nigga

A straight G. A hoover nigga can manipulate others into doing anything. Down to do anything, and always down for a homicide.

We need someone to smoke these ops...call up Thomas he is a Hoover Nigga.

by Swagonometery June 21, 2016

henry hoover

To describe a girl that can suck cock as good if not better than a henry hoover.
can be shortened to just 'henry'

wow shes a right fucking henry hoover

you suck cock better than a henry hoover

by insolationtape October 20, 2009

Hoover syndrome

Mental disorder in which the Carrier beloved they are sick every Thursday. They will believe they can’t do physical activities

Bob must have Hoover syndrome he hasn’t been to a Thursday practice in 2 weeks.

by User104739274 June 23, 2022

Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011

hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust

Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss

by Lil rocky March 7, 2019