HOOP STAR

guy who has hoop dreams all his life, and finally, one day, the time comes for him to step up, and become the big man on campus. However, once a Hoop Dreams, always a Hoop Dreams, and the Hoop Star will find a way to fuck things up and return to a Hoop Dreams. Most often at the game winning point of a great athletic competition.

"Hey Ben, go long!"

"I'm gone baby, I'm a HOOP STAR!!"

*Ben drops the frisbee in then endzone*

"Dammit, Hoop Dreams."

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 8, 2007

hoop jousting

another name for homosexual bumming

Josh; Hey mike, fancy a spot of hoop jousting?
Mike; go fuck yourself you poof cunt

by uncumo October 15, 2010

Hoop Dreams

The new name for the sport previously known as Basketball.

"Johnny, let's go play a game of Hoop Dreams."

by P Diddy and Madonna December 29, 2008

Hoop In Doop Banana

When an African male dances stupidly to Latino music.

"I really want my mommy, a hoop in doop banana."

by mattthebatwhoeatsbabyrats December 6, 2009

Hoop Blah

Hoop Blah: a phrase describing ones feelings;

can replace any adjective when at a loss for words;
most commonly used in place of words such as but not limited to: ugh, sigh, or any kind of words like that.

"how are you feeling today?"

"i don't know, today's just been a long day. hoop blah"

by HoopBlahhh March 1, 2010

hoop bomb

The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.

Are you busy today? Laura and I are going to go hoop bomb the UNCA dance studio.

by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010

hoop-duty

A substantial piece of equipment capable of heavy duty work.

That meat grinder - it had a 3.5 hp engine! It's a hoop-duty meat grinder!

by southerngirl1974 April 8, 2011