hoochie hoops

Large round earrings (hoops) worn by a hoochie slut. Also known as porn star earrings.
Look at those hoochie hoops on her--she's an open invitation.
by Dorsal Plantar October 31, 2006
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Hoop Snake

An australian snake that curls itself into a hoop so that it can chase after prey at high speeds by rolling. If stepped on, loop snakes will also chase after people at terrifying speeds. Deadly.
Help! Help! There's a hoop snake after me!
by Alex Mackay May 01, 2004
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Hoop Jumper

Someone who spends their life doing what everyone else tells them to do. Typically associated with high achievers who never learn to draw their own hoops.
Jane graduated from college with a computer science degree, and became a professional hoop jumper. She took three steps back, before jumping through hoop Google put in front of her. She was closer by three gallons, to the question how much water does it take to fill the Empire State Building, than anyone else.
by Slick Lion November 16, 2015
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hoop shlang

Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.
Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"
by dwerbs March 31, 2004
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Hula hoop

Hula hoop is were a man is giving brutal anal sex until the females anus is shaped like a hula hoop
" yeah fam I gave my girl a hula hoop"
" ok... That's pretty fucked up
by Benjamin crunchy nut May 21, 2016
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hoop-deville

They was rollin like 7 deep in the hoop-deville
by DUB SOLJA October 17, 2003
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Hoops and YoYo

two diabolical miscreants who derive extreme pleasure through song and dance. Often causing minor riots from sugar obsessed ten year olds. HYPERACTIVE HELIUM SUCKING CARTOON COMEDY DUO!
Ater three Smirnof Ice you are so Hoops and YoYo!
by Sparrowhauk June 27, 2010
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