A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.
Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.
by LouisLouis September 27, 2015
The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.
Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
When a man or a woman who has claimed to be a homosexual decides to have a sex change operation and in turn becoming a heterosexual.
Cher's daughter, Chasity, an open homosexual woman has decided to have a sex change operation in turn making her a heterosexual male. She/He has become a faux hetero.
by JV84 June 13, 2009
Any person who is definitively not straight or heterosexual, but is not sure where he/she falls on the continuum between gay (homosexual) and straight (heterosexual).
by Nemo_GN909 April 03, 2011
Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
by thebievolution November 13, 2019
When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 25, 2022
A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive
by BLP ko$her December 06, 2023