by BigDaddyPimpGod March 01, 2022
GORGEOUS but insecure
SWEET but can be a devil
SMART but never uses her intelligence
FRIENDLY but has very little friends
EMOTIONAL but covers it up easily
SHORT but everyone seems to see her
ANNOYING but very likeable
SWEET but can be a devil
SMART but never uses her intelligence
FRIENDLY but has very little friends
EMOTIONAL but covers it up easily
SHORT but everyone seems to see her
ANNOYING but very likeable
Heather: *knows all the answers but doesn't even bother*
Heather: *has no one at sit with at lunch*
Heather: *has a bad day but still smiles*
People: "I like ur shoes"
Heather: *talks non stop for 30 mins*
Everyone else: *annoyed but can help but love her*
Heather: *has no one at sit with at lunch*
Heather: *has a bad day but still smiles*
People: "I like ur shoes"
Heather: *talks non stop for 30 mins*
Everyone else: *annoyed but can help but love her*
by True heathers September 04, 2020
Heather is a person who is not a whore, but on Christmas and in the following 12 days, in very rare circumstances, has been known to make men shout...Ho, Ho, Ho. Because she is a dam clever girl.
by HappyHam December 24, 2017
by chilliesauce September 19, 2021
Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
by themingemobile November 13, 2011
Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
by Find the Good April 09, 2015