A Heather is a girl that knows no personal boundaries and will insert herself into every bit of your life and make it about her. Be careful what you tell a Heather because she has loose lips and will tell everyone what you told her. Heather is a chatterbox and could spend hours talking to a brick wall. Heather is notorious for texting and driving, leaving dirty dishes in the sink, and playing videos on her phone out loud in public. Heather is a pretty girl, but beware, gingers like Heather will cling to you like plastic wrap. If you have a Heather in your life, RIP.
Guy 1: who’s that ginger over there?
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
Guy 2: oh stay away from her, that’s a heather, she’s cray cray
by DisgruntledRoommate December 2, 2022
Get the Heathermug. Heather is a person who is not a whore, but on Christmas and in the following 12 days, in very rare circumstances, has been known to make men shout...Ho, Ho, Ho. Because she is a dam clever girl.
by HappyHam December 23, 2017
Get the Heathermug. by chilliesauce September 19, 2021
Get the Heathermug. She is such a heather
by Gossip Girl 1234 September 3, 2020
Get the Heathermug. Someone who is less than amazing, funny or sporty. Actually she is mega bitch. If she doesn't kill you from boredom with the meaningless dribble she oozes into the atmosphere like a 1960s car spewing lead in a 5 year old's lungs, she'll drown you in endless streams tears she cries in seek of the smallest crumb of pity.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
WARNING: If you are a man Heather will try and straddle you to within an inch of your life. Even if you desperately try and cover your crotch she will wrap those sweaty tree trunks around your face. Don't worry this doesn't mean she likes you, it is only because she is only comfortable if she has something with a y chromosome between her legs.
You: Heather is crying. Again.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
Me: I thought I saw her with _____
You: Yeah she is riding him like a 'My Little Pony' whilst wiping her snotty nose on his back.
by themingemobile November 13, 2011
Get the Heathermug. Heather is a Meth head slut who makes it on all the ratchet list has been with every guy she meets, thinks she gods gift to the world, her height is short like all relationships she's needy more then anyone ever you meet one run
by Fixxerguy June 7, 2016
Get the Heathermug. Noun. Slang. The female version of a "Chad". Stereo typically a 'sorority' type girl wearing preppy sweaters, talk as if they are the BEST and most elite people that are entitled to the world. Their catty attitude initially makes you want the chase, yet in the long run, these "Heather's" turn out to be VERY high maintenance. HIGH RISK LEVEL for STD's, even orally. Suggestions = wear two condoms and talk with a Valley Girl Accent. "Name dropping" and male manipulation are common practice.
by Find the Good April 9, 2015
Get the Heathermug.