harlette

A great band, with Maz on bass,lizzie on guitar, Iona vocals & staz on drums!

"Harlette you rock"

by Joey April 4, 2004

hamlet

a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet

a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet

by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012

Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

by jcat12 May 28, 2013

Hazeltuckey

Backwoods hillbilly town known for creating people of impeccable character, incredible humor, and dashing good looks.

If everyone would have grown up in Hazeltuckey Heaven would be here on Earth.

by Smitrick February 7, 2010

Hamleting

Peeing in a person's ear.

I got hamleted and now I can't hear SHIT.
I enjoy hamleting my loved ones.

by Phat Lutz March 31, 2009

hazleton

A style of mutual masturbation, in which a woman hangs upside-down, while her male partner stands rightside up.

man: This hazleton, is the bomb. We got to do it more often.

woman: Shut the fuck up, and work my clit!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Hamlet Indiana

A small town in NW Indiana, which is basically LaPorte, next to Kingsford Heights, as well as Kingsbury. It does mostly habitat cheaters and liars and drinking while driving on those back roads because they can get away with it because there is nothing else to do other than farm/drink/cheat/find online affairs and hurt others in the process. Lots of farming area.

hamlet hamlet indiana cheaters liars alcohlics capital of online sex affairs sneaking around back biting

by Disgruntled Human Being March 20, 2011