Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

Mr. Hankey

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

by Erichscale May 26, 2023

hawkeye

(1) Mascot of The University of Iowa, the greatest of all the BigTen schools!
(2) Another name for a hawk.
(3) The state slogan or for Iowa--"The hawkeye state."

The Iowa Hawkeyes blew out the Ohio State Buckeyes in this year's Homecoming game!

by BCW June 10, 2005

Haskey

A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves

Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"

by Sir Alan Sugar April 18, 2008

hawkesbury Hogan

i luv u hawkesbury

hawkesbury hogan is so cool

by HawkesburyLover101 September 19, 2021

josephina hawkley

an autistic lil latino boy. he's actually rlly lanky, just has a little peepee. furthermore, major small dick energy but has like 5 girlfriends - has this weird obsession with this girl called analbelle tho. wears snazzy socks. oh i forgot that he's like 78% gay. he's really nice. when he comes to school high it means he just banged a chick bc he compelled them with his pedo smile.

"omG josephiNnnAAAaa!!! harder, hardER, HARDER!! ay dios mios, again josephina!"
"dang it's josephina hawkley"

by localramenjuice October 7, 2019

Hawey

Pronounced Howie, Hawey means the act of having a good personality. A good personality consists ofnthe traits of funny, nice, caring, generous, smart, good friend, ect. It can be used as a verb, or adjective. (See Examples)

Jennifer's kind sprit truly shows that she is Hawey
Chris is gonna Hawey on his date tonight! If he does, Im sure all the girls will want to date him.

by MuttonChopz January 2, 2012