hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Hater Marks

A Hickie - A hickie is a discoloration of the skin—a bruise, really—caused by prolonged suction of the mouth against the skin.

Called a 'Hater Mark' because only a person who wants to "mark you up" as proof that your are physically or sexually active with them, so you can't easily talk to someone else, is a Hater!

Also called 'hater bites' or 'tramp stamps'.

"Yo Joe, who gave you all those hater marks on your neck?!"

"My girl, who else? You know she jealous as hell."

or

"Dude! Don't suck so hard and put hater marks on me! I have church tomorrow and my Grandma will be there."

by mlandry0522 August 8, 2009

Haeri

The act of missing your butt when you wipe.

Wow I just haeri'd and my butt is still dirty

by Shimabukuroshane February 8, 2012

Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010

hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

by aoc January 7, 2006

Hater's World

Hater's World means to be in a situation where you're surrounded by haters. No matter what you do, haters are contently trying to talk about what you're doing, and what you're not doing. These haters love to hate more than they love to give a complements.

I just got a new house, and a new car with a fine lady beside me, and now everyone (even my friends) are hating on me.

Talk about being in the midst of the hater's world!

by Ridoubleg December 15, 2010

Oper-hater

An oper-hater is an operator who tells you that you have only a limited amount of time pay for or renew some sort of membership or contract.

Oper-hater: "Hello, the warranty on your vehicle has expired. You are officially screwed."

by Nathan11111 April 18, 2009