harry potter

Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better

Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.

by OLOL July 19, 2007

Harry Potter

When a guy skeets in the shape of a lightning bolt on a girl's forehead.

SO i was beating off and then I climaxed and was like ohhhahhh you know? and then I harry pottered her.

by ambee April 16, 2007

harry potter

A book series that tells of a young boy named Harry Potter (duh) and his adventures with his two close friends Ron and Hermione (and a few others) throughout 7 years of Hogwarts and 7 years of battling Lord Voldermort.

Harry Potter dies and comes back to life. Voldermort dies, but doesn't. Yay! :D

by irmadison January 1, 2009

Harry Potter

An amazing book series that morons think is stupid but really isn't and is the greatest books EVER created written by J.K. Rowling an ah-mazing writer.
iloveharrypotter

Friend: Wow I hate Harry Potter.
Me:Excuse me.
Friend: Who ever wastes their time reading those books are stupid.
Me: *kills friend*

by Obsessed Fan Of Rupert Grint October 5, 2007

Harry Potter

a crack pot kid that thinks he's a wizard

he's a harry potter

by Blah September 17, 2003

harry potter

the main character in a series of books and movies who strongly needs to become deceased in the final book/movie after which draco malfoy will become king of the world.

harry potter: ahh dracco dont kill me! expelliarmus! im a 6th year and thats the only flippin spell i know!

draco *aka mcdreamy*: shut up you pansy! avada kedavra!

harry*screams like the fairy he is* im dead!

by ghetto fabulous kid from sydney, mate July 11, 2006

Harry Potter

an extremely over rated book that is hundreds of pages that no one would want to entirely go through.

Snape kills Dumbledore on page 596

by harrypotter sucks September 3, 2005