handmand

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.

"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"

by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014

handbone

the ultimate way to show your excellence through violent actions of slapping yourself in different rhythms

You think you are the alpha, let’s handbone to show your worthiness.

by theultimatebeastmaster March 22, 2020

Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

social handbag

a person being dated by shallow individuals using them only to make themselves look better or to be "social correct" amongst their friends

I really do love you, she's just a social handbag.(I actually had a friend that stayed with someone keeping quite and watching him cheat because he gave her an extended explanation of what that was and why it was needed. She was a rere)

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

handbrake

In New Zealand kiwi-speak, the female to whom one is related in a spousal relationship (or one similar thereto, such as a girlfriend or fiance).

I dropped the handbrake after she nagged me about my Popular Mechanics collection and copious beer drinking.

by Fingolfin High King of the Noldor August 11, 2003

Handjab

The alternate pronunciation of the term handjob.

"Marebare got a couple of handjabs."

by Big Poppa Lovin' May 14, 2010

Viciedo Handbag

2 fingers and thumb in the vagina and 2 fingers in the pooper. Just when she is about to spooge make her bend in half so she resembles a handbag. Then pull your hand out with that same hand grab her handbag and hit her in the head. Then yell you have been "Vidiedod"!

OH dude I was doing this nasty girl so i decided to do a Viciedo handbag to her.

by Floundermother October 17, 2010