Shit hammock

When you shit your pants while wearing a thong hoping it won’t fall over the sides.

Friend: I’m going to shit myself!

Me: Gross it will all be in your pants!
Friend: It’s okay my shit hammock will catch it.

by Baby hulk April 13, 2023

Banana Hammock

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

by Douglass Banana Team December 12, 2009

hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

Camel Hammock

The unfortunate situation in which one is exhibiting a camel toe whilst their pants are riding up their back side.

Wow, her camel hammock is out in full force today!

by mangobandit June 3, 2011

banana hammock

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.

Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.

by poorfellow June 7, 2009

fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

chin hammock

This is when someone wears their covid mask under their chin. They may or may not have their mouth covered but not their nose. Either way this renders the mask useless. It's also called a chin diaper.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been fucking and eating pangolins and bats causing covid 19 we wouldn't have to see people walking around with a chin hammock on.

by jimmybomm January 7, 2021