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Had a day/weekend

A sarcastic response for when you've had a bad time and someone asks about your day or weekend.

Probably originates from Britain where the typical response is often "Yeah it was good, you?" or something equally dismissive because every weekend is the same.

Said in a wholly sarcastic tone, with emphasis on the day/weekend.

Optional to add "alright" to after the day/weekend to be more direct.
"Did you have a good day at work honey?"
"I certainly had a day!"

"Hope you're doing well, did you have a nice weekend?"
"I had a weekend alright"

"How's it going?"
"I had a day/weekend"
by Project-2501 August 21, 2023
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That was the dream that I had.

Used to reduce the shock at the end of a story which involves a instance for which there is no proper reaction. Such as revealing an embarassing secret, or telling something to the listener that they weren't supposed to know.
Person 1: "When I was a kid, I had a uncle who touched me inappropriately."
Person 2: ".......What?"
Person 1: "W-Well, that was the dream that I had."

Boyfriend: "So I was hanging with my boys at the bar last night and-"
Girlfriend: "Bar? My mother's funeral was yesterday, and you said you couldn't get off work."
Boyfriend: "...........I mean, that was just the dream that I had."
by barefeets November 4, 2010
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had to do it to him

a man standing on a sidewalk calmly clasping his hands in a white clean outfit consisting of white shorts, a belt, a white polo shirt, and shoes. ......kawolski, analysis. the best fucking meme ever
had to do it to him
by why do i have to do this November 1, 2018
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I had an erection

'I had an erection'

Used with the emphasis on the 'had' when something is a let down or has disappointed, especially when the speaker was very excited about the something in question. The point is that the erection is no longer there.
Billy: 'Dude, that show was totes rubbish, I mean, I had an erection'
Bob: 'Homes, I know exactly what you mean. I'm totes flaccid now.'
by LoveBastard March 10, 2008
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if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.
Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...
by SKTom March 19, 2009
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he had her

a nice way of saying he had sex with her
Joe: "Is she DTF?"
Martine: "Yeah he had her at warinanco park"
by daggerboycnt69 January 17, 2011
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what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across
Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...
by Sarah January 17, 2004
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