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Homiesexual

That one friend in the group called. Acts very sus around homies.
No Dan, leave his ass alone, you cant touch him like that. Stop being Homiesexual.
by Marcos Cuevas February 3, 2022
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When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual
by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021
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the dumbest thing ever that isnt real
guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying
by sammyhamham January 21, 2022
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1 - It’s not gay if it’s with the bois
2 - An act of making sexual jokes with the bois
3 - Karl
Yo it’s only Homiesexual
by thetophatman October 9, 2021
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When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.

Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”

Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”

Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”

Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*

Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
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when you are hanging with the homies and doing some...activitys. But its not gay cus ya'll are just homies. always respect the homiesexuals
Johnny: Ayo! Your spooning??? Thats gay
Homiesexuals: Its not gay because we are just homies
Johnny: Oh! you must be homiesexual
by anonymous November 18, 2022
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Josh: I'm homiesexual
Rhys:ok. Let's have sex
by HomiesexualMan123 December 15, 2020
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