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History Nerd

Whenever Nomes starts talking about her favorite topic, that's when you know you are talking to a history nerd.
Nomes: I would pick Cecily of York
as the other 3 strong woman are already well covered

Other: Maybe Catherine? Edwards girl?
She's right near the end of it all, could be told from a "My families tales: pov

Nomes: no, she's quite dull
tale-end stuff

Other: YOu are such a history Nerd
by SylChaffe September 11, 2011
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History Induced Sleepiness

The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"

Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."

Joe: " Let's go to sleep."
by Mirdawg1 February 24, 2010
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history channel

the act of fingering or getting a hand job.
"see what had happened was..

bryan and lillie history channeled on shellcie's couch the other day."
by bennettbitt April 3, 2008
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History Stuff

What Hilary Duff will be by the age of 21 if she doesn't step up and grow some goddamn TALENT!!!
(2009)
Matt: Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins are still going strong today. What ever happened to Hilary Duff?
Ryan: You mean that weak-voiced, Lizzie McGuire bitch? Man, she's history stuff.
Ashlee: I know, right? She's like "So Yesterday".
Matt & Jeff: So are you, you worthless lip-synching whore! Get outta here!
by popped cherry November 3, 2004
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History teacher

History teacher is someone will BIG BUNDHA, You may look at a history teacher from a long distance with binoculars
UFFF THE HISTORY TEACHER GOT BUNDHA
by ...,,)&;;&&;37?,, November 12, 2020
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History Boner

A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.

A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.

hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin

shes so awesome
yeah

like a back in the day boner

a boner that could have happened back in the day
by thatswhatiam December 8, 2010
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History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.
i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!
by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008
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