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Herb section 

A patch of herpes sores.

"Herb, in some accents, can sound similar to "herp", which is a slang shortened version of the word "herpes". A herb section is usually used to refer to a section of the garden where herbs are grown. People often use the word "garden" to refer to their pubic hair. Therefore "herb section" is in reference to the genital area and "herb" is a discreet version of saying "herp". It is a way to not draw attention when speaking on the subject in public.
Bro 1: "Dude I noticed you took a hot girl home from the bar last night! Did you get lucky?"
Bro 2: "Naw dawg, as soon as I took her clothes off I noticed she had a nasty herb section so I pretended to be too nauseous from binge drinking because I didn't wanna hit it."

"I think my boyfriend is cheating. I got a herb section!"
Herb section by eilan427 August 29, 2019
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Jason Herbert 

Old Skool A Master of tight nuts style poker play. The original Jason Herbert a resident of S'cunt'horpe (England) is also rumoured to be the original scribe of the ABC Poker Bible - how to beat retards etc etc.

A Jason Herbert can also be one who may exhibit a certain talent or skill i.e. Poker and takes every opportunity to give themself some self glorification to make them come across as that much more ballarific and g.
Old Skool self glorification ballarific g Jason Herbert

hi herbert 

(meewwwwww)
"hi herbert"

herbert does a cute meow

hi herbert - the act of greeting a cute kitten who is named "herbert". he is very cute and he is white so he blends in with snow.
hi herbert by RiceOfCourse June 27, 2022

Spicing the herb 

Smoking weed. The act of smoking weed.
Stoner 1:Yo, did you hear what happened to Alex?

Stoner 2:What, did he get caught spicing the herb?

Stoner 1: yah dude, fuck that
Spicing the herb by StonerBoner5 January 16, 2011

Herbie Hancock

The answer Tommy Boy leaves on his test in the movie Tommy Boy.
John Hankcock, ha, its Herbie Hankcock.
Herbie Hancock by Zoolander August 7, 2005

Herban Dictionary

An inevitable site that will in near future be made for stoners who interpret their own language to every day life via green related terms ... hence my own definition of herban dictionary.
Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.

Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).

Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.

Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
Herban Dictionary by kooni December 22, 2007