Headphone Style 

A way to have sex during which the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her, any way he wants.

What's your favorite style?
Headphone Style.
What?
When the woman curls into a headphone shape and the man crawls all over her?
I meant clothes...

Headphone Style by 53414539 April 29, 2022

HeadphoneYT 

The most amazing talented and the most well educated swimcordian

WOW HEADPHONEYT IS A COMPLETE GENIUS

HeadphoneYT by Gamer minecraft July 23, 2022

Headphone Music

1. Music that hits when you're alone in the car or using headphones but instantly sounds wack af the moment it gets played for someone else, comparable to the way electrons have different behaviors based on whether or not they're being actively observed.

2. Music that needs multiple listens to enjoy meaning whoever is listening on aux with you is not having a good time.

Person one: Yo do you fw Bladee?

Person two: Of course!
Person one: So why don't you ever play him on aux?
Person two: Bladee makes headphone music, can't play that shit in open air.

Headphone Music by pressurepacc July 17, 2024

Headphone Jack 

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.

Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021

Headphone Jack by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024

Headphone dodger 

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.

Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".

Headphone dodger by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025

bus head phones 

When you have headphones in but no music and your just listening to the people conversations around you .

John : did you hear what greg said ¿
Cam : no I had my bus head phones in
John : ohh
John : wait what

John : good job

bus head phones by wataaaaah December 19, 2014

Office Headphone Syndrome 

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.

My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.

Office Headphone Syndrome by Kentich January 4, 2024